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"What would I give for a playboy who couldn’t keep it in his pants, and who runs through women? What I have is a son who shows no interest in them. What you do at night with your boys, after your show of skirt-chasing, is a disgrace."

Bye people, I need food.

butterflyspock:

before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 

strangely-poetic:

strangely-poetic:

PLEASE READ, POSSIBLE VIRUS GOING AROUND

Okay, so this is the 2nd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then I got this again and it doesn’t seem right because they changed their name to Victoria suddenly??? When I first got it it was Nathaly but this could be a virus I have no clue, I never went to the website or their tumblr because I don’t want to get any possible viruses on my computer so I might be wrong but just in case please reblog it because I don’t want anyone to get any viruses. If I’m wrong then please tell me and I’ll take this down but for now please reblog this, thank you!

UPDATE: Yeah it’s virus blogs. I’ve gotten them from two different people and their title was the same. One was “Beautiful Landscapes” and the other was “Beautiful Tattoos” and so yeah reblog this really fast before anyone gets the virus ok thanks again. The first blog that sent me this was zinokmass so watch out for zinokmass and labagaww thank you guys so much ignore the message if you get it

Stupidity ahead, brace yourselves.

This is gonna sound like hella damn stupid but you see, there’s this girl who is nearly my best friend and every once in a while she comes over and everything and she’s really sweet to me and very pretty and I SWEAR TO GOD SHE’S CONFUSING ME SO MUCH BECAUSE I SORTA FEEL LIKE SHE LIKES ME BUT I HAVE NO IDEA IF SHE’S INTO GIRLS GOD DAMN.

I mean, she knows I’m queer, and like we always joke about getting married, and she knows I’m head over heels over Black Widow and she always says “I’m Black Widow, love me” and yesterday I took her to the movies to see The Winter Soldier and she came two hours before we went down town and she kept resting her head on my shoulder while I was on Tumblr and she usually holds my hand or wraps her arms around me and I’M NOT USED TO PEOPLE SHOWING ME AFFECTION THIS WAY OMG WHAT DO I DO SHE’S LIKE SUPER NICE AND MAYBE I LIKE HER BUT I’M TOO MUCH OF A SHY IDIOT TO ASK HER ABOUT HER SEXUALITY AND

I JUST.

THIS IS SO FUCKING DUMB.

rankinqs:

Reblog this! People need to know and protect their Tumblr, my friend clicked this and it doesn’t let her on Tumblr anymore! 

freewlfi:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

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#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

it WAS inspirational

lesspopularcultist:

wallflower-jochii:

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rev0lutionary-sleeper:

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Does it help if I tell you it’s an ad for water? It certainly didn’t help me.